The Day I Bared My Breast for Two Guys

May 22, 2012

A couple of Fellows stroll into the room in which I wait.

I wonder why guys

Thought the med onc was supposed to be female

The taller of the two asks my permission

to talk to me explaining that he

is shadowing the Real Doc.

  

"Sure thing, shoot-" I reply.

This is a teaching hospital after all.

The tall doctor is dark and sort of cute

in the way that smart guys who wear glasses

are.

After he asks many questions, he asks if he may examine me.

The Second Fellow just stands to the side.

He does not speak.

I nod and amble over to the patient chair which reminds me of  a throne- set up high and prominent like that.

Tall doctor taps my reflexes,

looks in my ears and eyes and

down my throat.

But I know what he is really after

my interesting breasts.

And then he ask if he may take a look.

Short doc just stares.

Oh, baby, the sudden allure of my saggy and scarred sixty-year-old breasts.

Oh what the hell, I think to myself

I pull up my shirt and bra

This won't be the first time I've done this for a fellow

but the first time for two at once!

The above incident calls to mind one of my favorite silly songs.

Enjoy Gloria Graham while she sings "I Caint Say No" from Oklahoma.